Where my life falls apart in an electric staccato and my heart beats in tandem with every shard of glass cracked upon the mosaic of my skin

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via draxco)

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Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

(via draxco)

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http://tachibanamakotos.tumblr.com/post/92508586630/gamzeemakara-ok-so-ive-put-off-writing-this →

gamzeemakara:

ok so i’ve put off writing this for a while but i need to write it now.

hi, i’m rowan i’m mentally ill and i live in a household that doesn’t provide me with food and other basic necessitates. i can’t work due to my mental illness and i’m also diabetic. i have literally no way…

(via nedpushingdaisies)

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yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

(via nedpushingdaisies)

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theyatemytaylor:

WHAT IS THE CUTEST PART OF THIS GIF I DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW

theyatemytaylor:

WHAT IS THE CUTEST PART OF THIS GIF I DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW

(Source: loki-in-furs, via patrickcolemanus)

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lightspeedsound:

all-the-fangirl-feels:

#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces

casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.

Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.

casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.

Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.

(Source: fifthharmony, via allyetnothing)

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flutterjedi:

premiumcountryside:

dougnolan1:

Never trust an architect.

It’s terrifying. It looks like the real life version of a video game graphic glitch.

I want to see inside.

flutterjedi:

premiumcountryside:

dougnolan1:

Never trust an architect.

It’s terrifying. It looks like the real life version of a video game graphic glitch.

I want to see inside.

(Source: charldecon, via allyetnothing)

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edgyspice:

megasilly:

okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos

tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location

the possibilities are endless

"cool you have a cat tattoo can i see it?"

"uh i think it’s sleeping on my ass right now. maybe later."

(via clevergirlhelps)

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urbancatfitters:

i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people

(Source: urbancatfitters, via ienjoyfeastingonthefleshofkids)

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If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.

(via nedpushingdaisies)

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caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

(via potrafic)

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